Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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