Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
there is glitter all over my balls
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