Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
And then he peed in my hair
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