No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
