why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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