a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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