its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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