is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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