I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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