I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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