so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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