I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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