I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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