Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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