I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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