I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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