if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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