she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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