My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so let's talk penis.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
