I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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