in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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