Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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