i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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