Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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