woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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