so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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