I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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