i may or may not be watching the land before time
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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