Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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