Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you inspire me to be a worse person
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
A+ Viking dick
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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