if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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