**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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