And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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