We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
