You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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