David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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