I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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