we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I want her autograph on my taint
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
