why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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