I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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