Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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