so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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