Dual....:-)
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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