4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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