i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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