I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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