why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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