apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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