We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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