Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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