I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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