Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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