i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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