is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We left an ass print on the piano.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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