I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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