I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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